Carpet Edit Meaning

1.

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

2.

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"

3.

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

4.

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

See call someone on the carpet, carpet bagger, carpet-bomb, carpet muncher, muff, pubes, red carpet, rug

5.

a term used only by pro stonersto describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'

See marijuana, carpet, spliff, joint, skin up, stoners

6.

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.

2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet * yoink*

2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

See rug, carpet, bush, mat, fur

7.

a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again

yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke

Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you

See Cassius