Carpet Ass Edit Meaning

1.

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

See rug, carpet, ass, arse, shave

2.

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

See carpet, ass, hair, bush

3.

Someone who plays furcadia

Kawinma is such a carpet ass!