What is Carpet Babies?
1.
Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
1.
A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the c..
1.
A really hot girl that you see randomly
look at that hottie mcfly walkin over there
See girl, hottie, tail, talent, bonage..
