What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an eg..
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a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
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