What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, know..
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Collide with another car.
If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.
See crash, collide, accident, hit..
