What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
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A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'ch..
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distugustingly ugly/smelly person usually female with ginger hair and pubic hair.
GINGERMING! GINGERMING! GINGERMING! *gingerming cries..
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nothing at all..
