What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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A term used for masturbation when trying to avoid an auqward situation.
My parents caught me taking a walk in the bathroom...
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1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.
2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
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