What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
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When a women or zombie begins to rot in the genital regions. This could also stand for the male rectum in a similar situation.
Vaginal ..
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a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig
"that midland casting company is shit&q..
