What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
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lick my nuts
"Lickamuhnuh shluh"
"Ahhhhhhh, lickamuhnuh!"..
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a term for a huge bitch who always ends up with everything she ever wanted. no matter how much she procrastinates.
Hey veronica h what ..
