What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
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To eat all the toppings off a pizza, leaving naught but a piece of dough covered in sauce.Generally considered poor etiquette for waste ..
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Dried feces attatched to your anus hairs.
Yo dude, you have mad LaLibertes!..
