What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
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The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go awa..
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adj: a polite way of saying asshole
well hi there sphincter boy
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