What is Carpet Babies?
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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
Random Words:
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Phrase said before proceeding to kick someones ass especially if they look scared.
Memorable quote from 1990 movie House Party starrin..
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A non fuckable person, who is very ugly and prude.
Heather: "That guy is really ugly"
Hollie: "Yea, and i hear he is pr..
