Carpet Bag

What is Carpet Bag?


1.

1.(verb)When you tea bag someone but your balls are so furry that they end up coughing up a furball.

2.(adj.)A furry tea bag

3.(noun) someone who must floss their teeth of hair because they were recently carpet bagged.

Girl:Why is there hair in your teeth?

Boy:Sorry, Joe carpet bagged me.

WARNING: -Victims of carpet bagging have been known to choke to death and it is considered second-degree murder in 37 states of the U.S.

-There have been 27 deaths in the U.S. alone during the last decade due to carpet bagging and 87 in the world.

See fur, ball, carpet, tea, tea bag, bag, murder, flossing

2.

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabagfor the vagina.

Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.

See teabag, scrotum, vagina, insert, carpetbag


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