Carpet Banging

What is Carpet Banging?

(verb)

1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.

2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."

There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.

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