Carpet Bass

What is Carpet Bass?


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Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

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