Carpet Bears

What is Carpet Bears?

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The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

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