Carpet Bombing

What is Carpet Bombing?


1.

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.

My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.

2.

during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.

guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"

guy 2 "nice"

3.

In a video game where the player proceeds to randomly toss or launch grenades hoping for a kill. Games like ghost recon where extreme proximity to grenades is deadly this is extremely cheap.

"Watch out. Some jerk is carpet bombing the alleyway. You can't get past."

See carpet bomber, bombing run, carpet bomb

4.

A weapon in wormsthat sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

See Gumba Gumba

5.

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

See dgtlchlk


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