What is Carpet Breathe?
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1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.
2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.
Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"
Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"
Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."
Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"
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