What is Carpet Breathe?
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1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.
2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.
Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"
Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"
Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."
Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"
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1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
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v. I once was able to, but not any longer. I used to be able to do that.
I usedtocould fist a wallago, but then my anus fell out...
