Carpet Bumper

What is Carpet Bumper?

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.

Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

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