Carpet Burn Edit Meaning

1.

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

2.

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

See muff diving, dykes, yummy

3.

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

4.

a rough burn you get on knees and elbows after ahving a rampant sex session on all fours, usually a wmoan has the elbow burns to, if a guy has them worry!

damn thats the last time you take me up the ass! these carpet burns hurt like a bastard

5.

1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.

2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.

(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)

"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"

"she left"

"with who"

"her girlfriend"

"o man you got carpet burned"

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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"

"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"

See lesbians, shaving, money, bitch

6.

If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".

1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.

2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.

See pussy, vagina, incest, balls, hemroids, rash, goldbond, fruitstand

7.

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night