Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?


1.

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

See baillie


31

Random Words:

1. Having oral, vaginal and anal sex in the same session or evening. Often found as a selection on brothel 'menus'. He knew she..
1. A contraction for the word Cheerio. The plural would be 'rios, meaning Cheerios. This contraction originated early in the summer of..
1. noun, pronounced "Spee-Oh" acronym for Self Proclaimed Expert On Everything The annoying know-it-all in everyone's soci..