Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

See baillie

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Nose-deaf

1. Inability to smell What is that smell? Is something burning? I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf. ..

Yarham

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