Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Hootchy Cutters

1. shorts that are so short and tight they show ya bum- and maybe somethin else "uh uh girl no way you gonna wear them hootchy cutter..

Yam Picker

1. Another name for a Nigger. Look at that yam picker running off with my TV...

Exotic Firefighter

1. Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, ..

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