Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Egg Warmer

1. is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy oh shes a good egg warmer See whore, slut, hoe, skank..

O'reillyed

1. The act of a fact being completely twisted. The person, after realizing his mistake, will deny his fallacies just to be a stubborn ass. ..

Ferreting

1. A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass. YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats ..

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