Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Penis Nail

1. a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail. Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysa..

Eidies

1. alfredian for goodbye. Eidies you mother fucking alien. *kaboom* See weezy..

Sereals

1. A cross between the word seriously and the phrase for real. Dad: Your mom died Mark: SEREALS?! See for, real, seriously, sereals, cro..

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