Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Nobelisk

1. penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip "you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore....

Amec

1. Another word describing failure. "Oh no i've done an Amec!" See amec, failure, mirc, tasmania..

Scumbagging

1. 1. the practice of hitting on a friend's boy/girlfriend 2. cheating on your boy/girlfriend 1. I can't believe he tried scumb..

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