Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Zinku

1. A cunt and or bastard. You're acting like a zinku Shut up ho. See zinku, from, pivot, people, ho..

Katie And Kristi

1. the best of friends who are neve apart... the constintly fight but never seem to let it ruin there friendship, every day apart feels lik..

Both Lumps

1. A particularly hefty ejaculation "did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, lef..

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