Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

See baillie

Cocksmeagler

1. an insult, one who smeagles cocks. man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler...

Fes'd

1. When some guy gets fes'd they are beaten up like hell by a girl. Guy 1: haha you got fes'd Guy 2: shut up man that girl was ..

The Neapolitan

1. To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your di..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Capers Edit Meaning