Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Uniffifiable

1. Unable to be made uncertain; impossible to be made iffy. I love the certainty he has. Even when I'm iffy, he's uniffifiable. ..

Soypian

1. a hypothetical vegan soy product made to look and taste like human meat, minus the cruelty, factory farming and bloodshed. Halimah prep..

Emo Slayer

1. a game type on halo 3 where you kill yourself to get points and lose points for killing other people it has proven popular among emos. ..

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