Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Armagedoom

1. Someone that's really stupid and retarded. Probably smells alot. You fucking armagedoom! See cunt, whore, retard, fucker, motherf..

Zoe Johns-boehme

1. (noun) TIGHT/DOPe AS HELL! foreal. i wouldnt lie. yea ....you know zoe johns-boehme? shes fuckin sweet. See cool, dope, zoe, tight,..

Shake The Pepper From The Can

1. 1.To take a dump. 2.taking a dookie. 3.Pooping. 4.taking the browns to the superbowl. 5.taking a dump. Usually said after having ga..

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