Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Vagina Pretzel

1. backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagin..

Idiodacity

1. arrogant ignorance Even though she didn't know what the hell she was talking about, she would still continue to argue non-relevant..

Origamus

1. The singular form of Origami. Many is origami. One on its own is an origamus See Shasta..

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