Carpet Capers

What is Carpet Capers?

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncheror lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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Chucking The Bone

1. Sexual intercourse. I chucked your mom the bone...

Overlyathletic

1. Mel and Ty. They're so athletic, but they so cute. Damn! Mel and Ty are so overlyathletic. Just look at they calf muscles! See Jo..

She Doesnt Have A Fat Stomach, She Has A Nice Faloner.

See spare tire, obese, chubby, tight pants, fupa 2. the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are ..

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