Carpet Carl

What is Carpet Carl?

an act, description, or object.

-for repetitive use in a single converstation.

I Carpet Carl-ed all over my face.

Today, my Carpet Carl was insane.

Dude, that was so Carpet Carl.

Screwpidity

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Red Skeet Syndrome

1. The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard objec..

Yank One's Chain

1. to fool or kid someone; to pull a fast one I won? Seriously? Are you yanking my chain?..

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