Carpet Christening

What is Carpet Christening?

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

See carpet, christening, christen, toilet, pee, old, people, gran, baptism

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Oren Ishii

1. -=Oren Ishii=- Member of the DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD Chinese/American who gets seriously pissed off when her heritage is brou..

Off The Hizzay

1. A synonym to "HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME" Person: Damn that party was off the hizzay! See awesome, amazing, fantasti..

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