Carpet Christening

What is Carpet Christening?

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

See carpet, christening, christen, toilet, pee, old, people, gran, baptism

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1. 1. Showing sadness while talking online. Looks like a crying face. 2. Showing that you wish to shove a small square object into the sid..

Shodizzle

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