Carpet Cowboy Edit Meaning

1. Someone who farts a lot. Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon. See flatulence, farting..

1. Too Tired To Think also called the quadruple t by weirdos.. What you say when its 1 AM and some random kid from your math class is as..

1. Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm. Last night was great..