Carpet Creeper

What is Carpet Creeper?

when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while

''ahhh, what is that smell, its making me sick''

'' it was a carpet creeper''

See carpet, silent, sick, creeper, fart

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