Carpet Drums

What is Carpet Drums?

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

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69 Cleavland Steamer

1. two sexual partners defecate on each others face at the same time That girl is down for anything, we ended up doing the 69 cleavland st..

Quandering

1. suspicious with a sexual connotation You see the football captain flirting with the math geek and you say, "that is quandering.&qu..

Midget Mallet

1. When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death. SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther t..

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