What is Carpet Eater?
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someone that eats pussy
i am a carpet eater
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someone who eats vagina.
What a carpet eater
Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"
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carpet eater means Hitler.
Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
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A more modern version of 'she'll be right'. An optimistic expression used to make people feel better.
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When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You shoul..
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Boner, Harding of your lower hat, Shift Stick in gear 6, Erection
Guy #1: Sean that girl was so hot she gave me a Veterns Day
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