Carpet Farkle

What is Carpet Farkle?

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"

-Sure. Whatever.

"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."

-Free-for-all!

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