Carpet Farmer

What is Carpet Farmer?


1.

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

See ice, rock, meth, crystal, cracklins, Digger

2.

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

See carpet, farmer, children, women, seed


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