Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Hippylicious

1. The word hippylicious has developed and evolved from the term hippy. As hippys are all about peace and free-love, the word denotes peace..

Natural Conversation

1. Prostitution slang for unprotected blowjob. A variation of BBBJ (bareback blowjob) Jasmine fluent in Greek and natural conversations. ..

Knobfisting

1. Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessi..

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