Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Remp

1. something or someone that is really cute, cool, stylish, hot, and just plain awesome omg look at her outfit, it is so remp! See tight,..

Zipper Solo

1. 1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale. 2.) A clever way to piss off..

Vineard

1. Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde) One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives..

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