Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Bockified

1. Taking a simple thing and making it overly complicated. bocked What the hell?!? You have totally bockified this document. Do you read ..

Zjong

1. A zjong is a sandnigger; a retarded middle eastern child. there was a zjong on my plane. See sand, nigger, middle eastern, terrorist, ..

Dongerator

1. It's like the terminator, IN THE BUTT!! I gave this chick a dongerator, it was awesome!..

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