Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Zidunn

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Cicada Face

1. An ugly, busted girl whose face resembles that of a cicada. Her unfortunate visage is often accompanied by pubeheadhair and a wonky eye ..

Tubass

1. An individual whose ass looks like the end of a tub (basically an ass that sticks the fuck out). That kid has a tubass. Look at how his..

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