Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Uberseven

1. Vaguely, thirty-five. Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles. See seven, five, knitting..

Ub 40

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W00tah

1. an exclamatory word simalar to "hurray." Also the most kick-ass web-site in the history. I just got laid, w00tah! See kyle..

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