Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Zebra Scooch

1. When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women. Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! ..

Zeppers

1. A word that rhymes 100% with peppers and yeppers. To be a complete idiot. Tiffany is a zepper. See G..

Geebed

1. To be under the influence of alcohol or any other drug. I'm so geebed right now bro. See wasted, slammed, high, shitfaced, hammer..

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