Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Ubernoober

1. A form of very rough sex between a two partners. Im gunna ubernoober you tonight ;) See noob, uber..

I Don't Like Mondays

1. 1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79 2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown..

Mew

1. Cat-Like and sweet Pink Pokemon. Sound that cat Make. Furry happiness Sound. Thats so sweet *Mewww* *Mew happily* 2. Great danish ..

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