Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

599

1. the channel if you have cable for pay-per-view porn (usually in the 500s). you won't buy so you watch the free 5mins; code word for..

I Gunna Keew Yew!

1. I'm going to kill you. Man1"I gunna keew yew!" Man2"Dude, settle down." See Liam..

Quietdrive

1. An amazing band from Minnesota who makes great music and are really nice guys. Release the album "When All That's Left is You..

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