Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Junk-slap

1. Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object. Usual..

Ysfwow

1. You're So F**king World Of Warcraft Used to parody the 'speak' typified by WoW (World of Warcraft) players. Geneally us..

C0de

1. A silly little IRC user who thinks he can hack the planet with his 1337 skills. From this delusion we get the IRC nickname "c0de&qu..

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