Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Retro Binge

1. to reminisce heavily. I'm retro bingeing on these high school photos. He's been retro bingeing about his date last night. S..

1via

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Baby Yoghurt

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