Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Urban Lit

1. Raps, hip hop, music or other writings by 'gangster' cliches. Rap is an urban lit. See Tails..

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

Awlarse

1. Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use) "You can be such an awlarse ..

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