Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

[hoondashy]

1. Typically a member of the opposite gender who outwardly desires more sexual attention than is due. It is derived from the following two..

Futhreluy

1. toads fethreluy is good..

Oxymoron

1. Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other. Examples of an oxymoron: Microsoft Works Unit..

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