Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Yabbit

1. A merger of the words 'yeah' and 'but' when spoken quickly Luli: We should get crunk tonight Jared: Yabbit I have ..

Tourist Torpor

1. (noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping mal..

Mendonk

1. A slang term for any douchebag. Sometimes referred to as Mendonkey, or Mendouchebag. Related: Mendoncsville Can also be used as an al..

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