Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Quazi

1. A term used to decribe jocks, or one who associates with them.. usally have acne , some irish or english blood..look greasy ..wear 10 ho..

Queerishness

1. Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants. Bon Jovi Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish 1. Directly proportional ..

Maypole Of Merry Mount

1. an elusive way of saying homosexual maypole alone can be used to describe the orientation "He is Such a Maypole of Merry Mount&q..

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