Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Smartersex

1. the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild. John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love..

Qaulity

1. Bananas in Pyjamas walking down the stairs. Where gaming meets qaulity. See bananas, sausages, polish, salmon 1. Bananas in Pyjamas ..

Zwaffle

1. 'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person *bob zwaffles his w..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Farming Edit Meaning