Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Quatman

1. a californian who spends all his time working in front of the computer instead of enjoying the beach, and in general...life Hey Quatman..

Involuntary Veto

1. Upon any entry by a male into a hole of a partner (we are pro-homo), the partner may perform an Involuntary Veto, accidentally of course..

Ubp

1. an acronym that stands for unbutton pants it can also be used as future and past tense in which case i can be used as "ubyp" ..

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