Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Mechanically Seperated Chicken

1. The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C). WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!! See lemon, plate, fork..

Loz

1. Perhaps the most amazing person anyone will ever meet? Wow have you ever met Loz? No! Have you? Course I have! omg I'm soooo je..

Cheetahorse

1. A cross breeding of cheetahs and horses creating a super fast catlike mammal.It has the endurance of a horse and speed of a cheetah.Thus..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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