Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Cojack

1. A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald. Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days. 2. A ma..

Zach Johnson

1. a fuck bitch pussy man, who likes cock via the ass you are such a zach johnson See zach, johnson, fag, cock ass, dick 2. Brosephtyp..

Zills

1. Breasts, boobs, bazongas, mammary glands. A word my boyfriend started using because he is very creative, and it has stuck. "Man ..

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