Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

O.d.a. Optimal Distance Of Attraction

1. The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer gogglesdecrease the ODA between persons. "That chick has a long O.D.A. (op..

A/s

1. age and sex. Used in chat with people you don't know. tokitheant: hi there are you new here? bubbles89: ummm.. yeah tokitheant:..

Zombie Type Sauce

1. a sauce used to kill eat and cook zombies found in most hardware stores, can be cooked on most george foremans. refridgerate after openi..

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