Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Heavis

1. Joel's pet name for his penis. Hey Joel, how's your heavis? See heavus, dick, cock, schlong, pork sword, prick, dong, wang, ..

Fatorexia

1. Opposite Anorexia. Thinking ones self is to Thin. Consuming food in order not to think your thin. I think Becky is suffering from Fator..

Nukio

1. A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college. Is the process of mashing the key..

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