Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Skizors

1. a sharp cutting impliment also known as siccors hey could you pass me those skizors? See knife, cut, sharp..

Cloverfielded

1. To have one of your possessions completely ravaged so that is looks like New York City post-Cloverfield. "WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR..

Ehmeh

1. Dirived from the legendary crazy lady from the hills of lancashire in the 19th century. According to legend she could chear anybody up w..

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