Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Odizzle

1. the action of hitting beavers with ramrods, or liz , or carson, or liz and carson hitting beavers with ramrods, i just odizzled ..

Umfomfort

1. A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans. "Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"..

Niggered The Shit Out Of

1. 1) to take advantage of, especially to over-consume one's share of something that is available to only a small group of people 2) ..

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