Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Stank Ho

1. The referral to a female who smells awfully. Man!I'm tired of smellin'that stank ho!! See stink, stank, stunk, stinking, shi..

Faradayed

1. Describes the sudden loss of signal in an area, be it cell phone, radio, GPS, or otherwise. From the noun Faraday Cage. Sorry I didn&a..

Nukular Perifulation

1. It's about when stuff like nukular bombs or yellow cake get spread around by evil doers. "Yeah, I've thought about nukul..

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