Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Irish Clocktower

1. The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism. "Dude ..

Hitting The Y

1. The good old-fashioned, proven missionary-position. I guess you gonna be hittin' the Y with that boy tonight? C'mon? See Sco..

Joe Therapist

1. Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night. tha..

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