Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Yn0t

1. Pronounced Why Not? Use to annoy people by repeating a question. Also, Tony spelled backwards. I don't think its a good idea YN0T..

Josh's Mom

1. The pinnacle of the word Milf. Your mom is teh hottest evar! See Zeus 2. A term used to describe a highly attractive older or mature..

Candy Sanchez

1. Like a "Dirty Sanchez" except using vaginal fluids. When a guy has sex with a woman and rubs his penis across her upper lip, p..

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