Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Peniwinkle

1. The name for a spot of piss left on your pants after you go to the bathroom. Also used to describe any stain in the crotch region of you..

Bunker Bouncer

1. When a skinny gay man has sexual relations frequently with overweight men. Wow, did you see the bear Tony got with! What a bunker bounc..

Quinned

1. being thrown off a fire escape/ rooftop / lighthouse, etc. Why is that man splattered on the ground? He was just quinned. 1. being th..

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