Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Hammerhuddles

1. 1. (noun) an extremely crazy blonde teenage girl who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lak..

Aleasha

1. The kind of girl who is ALWAYS happy. She tends to have the biggest bootie in the bunch and she knows how to work it. Her freakinsh gigg..

Yarr-gasmic

1. A word pirates use to describe something really good or a word pirates use to describe an orgasm Arg that booty was yarr-gasmic last ni..

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