Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Gtfoammas

1. 'Get the fuck out and make me a sandwhich.' Derived from, and an extended version of, 'GTFO' which is text/internet..

Punsified

1. pun-sa-fied adj. Really full after a large meal or too much to eat. ea: I am really punsified and need a rest. ea: I am so punsi..

Pultz

1. The greatest retard ever known. He has created three Youtube poops, gotten lots of As, and created the Pyramids. He is without a doubt t..

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