Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Epic Spud

1. another word for epic or coolbeans. yes spud is a vegetable, but a COOL one. laura; hey how are you? chrissy; i'm good thanks you..

Jizzheart

1. A mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense ejaculations. Legend has it that he fat..

Kesarn

1. Kesarn is a complete noob What is a computer ? NOOB See Gran..

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