Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Gay Bimbo

1. Gay Bimbo - Person who is not attractive enough to be a model, not intelligent enough to be an actor, and not nice enough to be anything..

Rumpster

1. One whom has a very large rear end Hey there Rumpster, get out of my way! See huge ass, bum, butt, rear end, fat..

W.w.j.b.d.?

1. What Would James Bond Do When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James ..

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