Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Kuje

1. to be in a state of confusion by the wording of a sentance; confused The boy became kujed because the teacher had a thick accent...

Allofawe

1. something that is better the awesome because awesome is just some of awe, this on the other hand is all of awe. "hey man did you s..

Maggot Drench

1. To have sex with a decomposing dead body Ugh, Tom just maggot drenched my dead aunt! See necrophelia, sex, death..

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