Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Badoooow

1. A noise that someone makes when they have spotted an extremely large breasted african woman in the jungle who is in the act of smotherin..

37865

1. synonymous with drunk or intoxicated. OMG dude, last night we got 37865 and went to the softball game. See Tony..

Zwaffelen

1. Dutch word of the year 2008 Using your dick to slap an object Dude, zwaffelen is totally hot. you should try to slay that object See ..

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