Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Pisswater

1. watered-down beer. Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater..

Jeesi

1. Anyone of the many people that look like Jesus Christ Hey look that Hippie looks like a Jeesi See hippie, jesus, god, satan, beards..

Unionist Thug

1. Got a problem with a work collegue who is putting shit on the merrits of unions all the time? Don't fear, you can just call up you..

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