Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Viva Disgusting

1. Despite the apparently missing exclamation points, this phrase is indeed not an interjection. Used to denote utter coolness, yet with a ..

Manscape The Muscle Farm

1. when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest. just got myself some new clippers..

Glarvin

1. word that can be substitited for any other word Hey Ken, hand me that glarvin over there. Or the water was so cold my glarvin shrunk. ..

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