Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Zorping

1. zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound. "hey you guys wanna go zorping?..

You Dont Say

1. No Shit "Your going to have a baby??" "You dont say." See you, dont, say, no, shit..

Kamikazi Fire Tunnel

1. when a guy gives a girl a rim job until its chafing and almost bleeding, then pours tabasco sauce/hot sauce/wasabi/etc. in her asshole. ..

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