Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Labia Pasty

1. 1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open 2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed 1. look at that girls labia pasty hang..

Num Nutts

1. to have a low sperm count..

Fatty Mcsandwich

1. a name for a fat unpleasant person, especially when refering to an ill-mannered fat child. Fatty McSandwich is hiding in the corner fis..

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