Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Hamfist

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Bloompi

1. A fat brampi. DAMN that bloompi's takin up the whole hallway. Dude, that Bloompi cleared the curryhouse of all its curry. DAMN t..

Overflexing

1. When a dude is moving around and flexing more muscles than necessary to accomplish simple tasks. Usually involves moving lighter objects..

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