Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Dazzlin

1. To be or look completely fresh with tight gear accesories etc. Another word for something just being extremely cool. Hey yo homie, che..

Roto-hoe

1. A person (gender unspecific) who puts themselves second in rotation of a marihuana cigarette session. This is considered poor etiquette ..

V-chest

1. A shirt worn by douchebag hipsters or the French which has a v-neck cut that extends down below their nipples for no goddamned reason. ..

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