Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Eickholt

1. stinky farts and phoh feet the origin of stench. Eickholts filter their farts throught blankets. See Eickholt..

Br'er

1. London street slang meaning brother, or bloke "He is one tonk br'er" meaning "he is a muscly/well built person&quo..

Under The Table Beef Stick

1. When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant. Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table bee..

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