Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Pooncie

1. An object of desire at most times, but especially while in periods of inebriation. May inspire musicians to break into song of certain ..

30-rack

1. Massachusetts term for a 30-pack of beer. Did you run a packy and pick up a 30 rack for me? (see packy...) See cm4..

Your Grandma

1. Your first lay I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass...

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