Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

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Mail Man Surprise

1. poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a..

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