Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

[scadoot]

1. to leave, go, to get out of here "alright dudes lets Scadoot out of here" See leave, come, go, enter, exit..

O'neillist

1. Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1 "For crying out loud..

Hurriqueen

1. A good-natured person whose passion is to assimilate and dispense the most recent data on emerging or approaching hurricanes, particular..

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