Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Queer Hunter

1. someone who hunts queers for a living, they usually live in Texas Bubba: "My Daddy's a queer hunter!" See family, guy, ..

The Notorious Gothic Strangler

1. When A young Gothic dame gets a little to hot and heavy in the sack with a band member, and starts to strangle them by there adams apple..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

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