Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

Vlokyisms

1. Random tangents started by silly drug addled teens. I really like cheese, cheese is good, don't you like cheese? Dammn I did to ma..

5's

1. call 5's on a seat so no one can take it for the amount of time called 5's =5 minutes on a seat when your gone 5's on th..

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