Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Got Any Nibbles?

1. this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile. hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net..

You Pound Butt

1. A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals: 1(You). Point at your target. 2(Pound). Place on..

Zeel

1. Vandalism of one's own property That zeel on the water tower is the work of the city officials. See zeal, zeel, graffiti, vandali..

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