Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Lolageableness

1. The ability for an object, person, or scenario to be lolage Chick1: Omg did you see that skater dude just stack it?! Chick2: Yea, that..

Assid Waste

1. A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage. She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting..

Tonah

1. a girl named toni-marie is known as toni, but to us she's tonah <3 my queen faerie Tonah See dorkalicious..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Farming Edit Meaning