Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Aww Of The Day

1. Used by people on the internet to mean something cute that has made their day. Those kittens are the aww of the day! See aww, cute, ka..

///_^

1. A variation of the more common ^_^ smiley, this smiley is the same happy smiley but uses the /// to show emo hair. So it is the emo kid ..

Greeg

1. a huge dip me and my boys throw enormous greeg See anthony..

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