Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Yellow Bench

1. a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive. person one: go talk to that girl over there person..

Taco Island

1. After their employers have noticed (or created) an advertisement for a tourist hot-spot featuring taco decor, unlucky employees will be ..

Meaty Chomp

1. Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat. Did yo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Farming Edit Meaning