Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Umphreak

1. One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks. See umphre..

I Aint No Bitch

1. The act of not being a bitch or exibiting any characteristics of a bitchass. Guy1: Yo, you want bong those five shots of vodka Guy2: S..

Belly Boobs

1. when a girl wears a really tight shirt but shes fat so the shirt sort of rolls making her stomach look like another set of boobs man lo..

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