Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Vagina Logic

1. The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina. Abigail proved Johnny..

Pemale

1. A female playing a male character in a MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). The female version of mangina. That bad @$$ warrior is a pemal..

Newbie Suprise

1. When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his..

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