Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Andre'd

1. To be well and truely fucked. Also to have anal sex using a wine bottle. I am pure Andre'd. Or last night I was Andre'd eve..

Miss Heaston

1. Sexiest and naughtiest teacher alive. Don't be late for her class. I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick. Miss Heaston was nau..

Hootdoot

1. to role a big fat joint "hey man, let go fire up this hootdoot."..

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