Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

Salt Lake Marriage

1. Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women. Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are i..

Fart With Change

1. when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change. i w..

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