Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Queefe

1. A fart or expultion of air from a vagina. Very rarely, man queefes occur. This is when air is expelled from the hole in a penis When i ..

Yttabum

1. The substitute for many obscene terms such as: shit, fuck, tit, thing, penis, vagina, cumquat Suffix: Yit Donald: "Hey, go yttabu..

Blanket Drill

1. British euphemism for sex OR Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half prot..

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