Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Ecspecially

1. An idiot's pronunciation of the word especially. While the origin of the extra "c" is unknown, this particular pronunciat..

W.w.o.p.d

1. What would Optimus Prime do? Megatron: Ha, you will never defeat the Decepticons Me: Hmm W.W.O.P.D *Shoots Megatron with blaster and s..

Ambious

1. A gross mispelling of the word, 'ambitious'. Google: Did you mean ambitious Rather one of their most ambious goals is transf..

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