Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Unconcentratory

1. The state of being unable to focus. Sorry, I wasn't listening. I'm so unconcentratory today. See dazed, useless..

Instant Youtube Sensation

1. Any Youtube video that has achieved: 1. Millions of hits instantaneously. 2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised ..

Old English 800

1. A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find a..

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