Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Gloryholing

1. -verb (used with object) The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentione..

Nedroy

1. Word to describe an idiot Hey Gauldie dont you think that twat over there looks like a right nedroy! See nedroy, idiot, bunny, twat, b..

'fray

1. To defray, to bear or pay all or part of the cost of something. My rent is too expensive, I need to do something to 'fray it. See..

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