Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Toffee Knickers

1. someone who sleeps around she's got toffee knickers, she has..

Rim-shot

1. a picture with someone squating down next to thier crappy hubcaps look at that douchebag taking a rim-shot that's a crappy rim-sh..

Dwirgin

1. Someone who is a complete fool and states the obvious all of the time as if noone else knows. Shaun: I have been to McDonalds before. ..

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