Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Rice Noodle

1. Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis. (William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he sco..

Esly

1. A sexy name that means love and passion. That girl ESLY is very good looking and has a lot of love to give to the world. She's B-E..

Zebra Chaser

1. an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..

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