Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Tyr

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Tenderfiddles

1. a girl named amanda or meg with soar ta ta's amanda and meg got gator smacked and have tenderfiddles 2. Soar boobs ; aka Christy..

Happy As A Goblin

1. A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also..

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