Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Chesse Eater

1. Chesse eater-Lowlife that lives off other people. A person that is unwilling to work for the reason that it may take up there spare time..

Queef Head

1. a head that has been queefed on people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head See fart, vagina,..

Flange Buster

1. A large penile unit. A chopper. Big penis So I whopped out the flange buster, and ripped into her flaps. See big, nob, cock, dick..

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