Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Nunch Train

1. A row of men stretching apart their anus in a goatse fashion with each man inserting his head into the anus of the one in front of him ..

Zovkos Bitches

1. These are world class bitches, that have come from all over the country to be ignored by the mighty pimp Ryan Zovko. They are all kept t..

Ignorant Motherfucker

1. a person that is very annoying and fucked your mom last night. That ignorant motherfucker is gonna get beat up. See jack off, ass wip..

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