Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Hanksathon

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Kiddie Speed

1. Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well. Concerta, Ritalin, and Ad..

Ridgway

1. As related to the Ridgway of the Pacific Northwest, not those ass-munchers east of the Rockies. One who is extremely well hung. Much li..

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