Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Mo Faux

1. Slang and shortened version of Mother F*cker; Mo Faux (Pronounced Mow Fow). Stupid Mo Faux. You can be such a dumb Mo Faux. See mo f..

Mongry

1. A combination of "money" and "hungry". To be used when someone is being especially stingy with their money. Stop be..

Green Tights

1. Any items of female clothing openly worn by men for both their own deviant pleasures and in order to bemuse their colleagues. Chris is ..

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