Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Kansas City Caramel

1. covering a woman's breasts with your feces, then licking it off, similar to a caramel apple. "This weekend my girlfriend made..

Jarded

1. To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario. You got jarded you (gamin) cunt See jard, jarded, pwnd,..

Cooter Belly

1. The space on a woman's body, normally older, heavier women, that bulges out when they wear jeans. Typically space below the belly ..

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