Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

As A Goose

1. like a gay bottom, feminine 'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wond..

Yeagerslap

1. A slap on the face by a drunk mans penis Holy shit that huge dude just yeagerslapped dat biotch..

Fuck And Rub

1. shagging a girl while shes on and rubbing the blood into her bumhole and using it as lube While Making Love to A girl while she is on ..

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