Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Secondary Spiciness

1. The spicy hot sensation felt around the rectum that one feels during the poo taken after eating spicy food. This burrito is spicy now, ..

Mother Of Fuck

1. Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck." "M..

Cotton-toucher

1. A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers. Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher movi..

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