Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Protraxis

1. Protraximine Hydrochloride. A controversial medication still in clinical trials, but has shown great promise. A physical dose of fistus ..

Fat Knuckles

1. When a person is so fat that where their knuckles (the ones that join the finger to the hand) dips down. This is caused by having an exc..

Exhausterbated

1. Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation. Whew I am exhausterbated. See Josh 2. Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. ..

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