Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Bad Puppy

1. Receiving a blow job while taking a shit, then proceeding to dunk the females head into the toilet bowl, rubbing her face in the shit. ..

Cruncled

1. Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed. The videotape was cruncled by the machine. I washed..

Epox

1. To smoke... To have a gathering of friends and smoke some weed... "wheres the Epox at?"... Wanna Epox?..

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