Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Dropping Lettuce

1. A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying. Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage ap..

Clive

1. The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves. In b4 cl..

The 'game'

1. A game where the object is to not remember you are playing it, otherwise you lose. the only way you can win the game is to spell '..

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