Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Atx

1. Austin, Texas baby A T X The capital of Texas is ATX. 2. ATX is Austin Texas aka A-Town, Texas aka the Capital City Fuck You..

Fallow

1. (v.) To plow, but not to seed. Plow, meaning to have sex Seed, meaning the female egg and sperm joining. "Shit man...good job I..

Perfect Storm

1. When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represent..

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