Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

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