Carpet Farming

What is Carpet Farming?

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.

Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

Uncle Tommy

1. Gay, small dick, a square, virgin, pole jocker. Uncle Tommy and Michael Jackson are going toopen a kiddy corall. See homo, lame, gay..

Ertle

1. A man with a big penis Yo dat homie Ian is an ertle See big, cock, the, toaster..

Heaving Phrogs

1. Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausin..

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