Carpet Fart

What is Carpet Fart?


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When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release

Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya

See gross, ass, fart, carpet, shit, mexican food


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