Carpet Fitter

What is Carpet Fitter?


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A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.


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