Carpet Jockey

What is Carpet Jockey?


1.

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.

That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.

See muff diving, jockey, cunnilingus

2.

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.

Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.


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