Carpet Knees

What is Carpet Knees?

1.

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

See blow job, sex, rug burn, oral sex

2.

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

See blow job, rug burn, carpet, oral sex, bj, knees
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