Carpet Legs

What is Carpet Legs?

A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome

That girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over

Dumbummer

1. Beats the heck outa' me... Guy A: Whats goin' on? Guy B: Dumbummer... Guy A: ...what? See dumb, bummer, wtf?, idiot..

Cock Artist

1. A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to..

Moundmuncher

1. labia-licker, or otherwise a lesbian who performs oral sex on a woman Hello, my name is Sally and I l ike to go down on my girlfriends...

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