What is Carpet Lover?
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were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)
"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"
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a girl that suck dick
yo that girl was a diddy booper
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A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.
Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please p..
