What is Carpet Lover?
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were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)
"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"
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kinda like holy shit or jebus christ
oh jiminy christmas
See brandon..
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a sexy lady who is mad crazie about a 17 year old suitor
damn that indigo fusion wants to give it to rudy.
See Dada..