Carpet Lover

What is Carpet Lover?


1.

were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)

"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"

See fanny licker, rug muncher


42

Random Words:

1. Portmanteau of ugly and attitude; a demeanor defined by ugliness and a bad attitude. That bitch got uglitude; stepped right out of the ..
1. another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you&..
1. looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but th..