Carpet Lover

What is Carpet Lover?


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were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)

"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"

See fanny licker, rug muncher


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