Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Intelligise

1. to make intelligent of platitudes I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discov..

Undersexed

1. An adult who has not had enough sex, commensurate with his/her age. Undersexed individuals find themselves in a vicious circle. Because..

Fair Pole

1. For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line..

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