Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Keeze

1. A slang word for cocaine since it is commonly snorted off of a key. The Dirty South in Las Vegas seemed to make this word Famous. Natha..

Van Halen I

1. One of the greatest albums of any musical genre to ever grace the shelves of music stores. First album by American rock group Van Halen,..

Caterpillar Tracks

1. Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Monster Edit Meaning