Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Shorz

1. a small, short, hipphoppin bust a cappin whitie foo gangsta. Dayum dat boy is a shorz fo sho. Boy I coulda sworn you was a shorz just ..

Urination Humiliation

1. The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or convers..

Viralxx

1. A Dick Head. An Asshole. A piece of shit put on this earth to disrupt humanity Your a Dick aka ViralXX..

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