Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Futcher

1. To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend. "Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"..

Chod-ina

1. an idiot or asshole of some sort....usually told this after a stupid comment is said. pooja, u chod-ina... why would you say that? See..

Cockamund

1. a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster Oh god its an alien invas..

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