Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Offaknockin

1. "knock it off" in tweaker lingo, used when excited and flustered. Usually screamed at high volumes repeatedly. in dead ackwar..

Pizza Smoothie

1. Recipe invented by moi: 1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes. 2. (optional)Drain through a colander. 3. ..

Knobble

1. the knob at the end of your penis. guy1: hey guys i got a kobble on my knobble guy2: oh shit, thats in no way good for the girlfriend ..

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