Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Envy Moro

1. To be great in all aspects, and to be able to understand things from all points of view; to be overly kind, to bear oneself by the comma..

Yalready Know

1. You/y'all already know. Ex:D-Lo, we dont give a fuck about no hoe no hoe, no hoe, D-Lo yalready know tho. See yalready, know..

Barrel Of Bastards

1. A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like. Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth! Goth - Piss off you complete ..

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