Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Knockin' Junk

1. knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies) Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn'..

Vag Out

1. 1. to renege on one's manhood 2. to act as if one has a vagina A. Mark is going to apologize to Katie for talking to another girl..

Fondency

1. to have a certain liking of something, if you are fond of it. I have a particular fondency for good colleges, so i promptly REJECTED ut..

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