Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Clean Steal

1. A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget..

Granny Shot

1. When a man is on his back and skeets at high velocity so that it lands over his shoulder on his pillow. Girl: Another granny shot? Wow!..

Showar

1. Variant on "shower." I'm going to take a showar. See shower, bath..

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