Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Thibault

1. A hot frenchman who likes to steal berocca and speaks with a funny accent 'Mr. Inspector Clouseau, this is Thibault speaking, I th..

Zigga

1. someone who likes ska a lot. "Zigga lives in Ohio" See zigga, ska, ohio, cool, tag 2. A combination of two words. Zoe and ..

Zait

1. Derived from the last name of a UCLA college student, meaning "To Ejaculate." I Zaited all over my girl's face last nigh..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Monster Edit Meaning