Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Qweird

1. Queer and Weird combined but meaning ''Gay and Weird'' Tom:Im gonna watch TNA on SpikeTV today,what are you gonna w..

Jersey Shower

1. A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself. Tom: Did I just hear the shower ..

Jam Suprise

1. the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on' hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam ..

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