Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Dimplex

1. having a inferiority complex about dimples (indents) on ones cheeks, be it bottom or face. 'you know i cant get changed infront of..

Mogely

1. -From the Jungle Book ;) -More Ugly -Fun word "You are mogely" "I love mogely" "Oh Mogely... uggh im so ma..

Chodalicious

1. The quiality of being short and fat/wide. Usually used when describing penis's. This muffin is particularly chodalicious 2. Chod..

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