Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Brag Bitchin'

1. inflating the importance of what you do by complaining about how hard and demanding it is. Freddie spends more time brag bitchin'..

Muh Seed

1. an ebonic term referring to ones son or a young family member or friend "Yo dats muh seed right durr. He gon grow up to be da badd..

Jolly Boys

1. Group of young english lads intent on having a good time, leaving the norm behind them. Usualy "on a jolly" to a seaside town ..

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