Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

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Zero1

1. Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll) zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH Bob: Go back to your..

Little

1. small.tiny.(Why wasn't this here?) that mouse is little 2. Being younger than the person using the word. Not to be confused with..

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