Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

0wnz0r3d

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Jizzack Up In Da Biotch

1. a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank! damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up J..

W00t4b00bz

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