Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Used Condum

1. Used condum is what is left after banging a rotten slut on your parents bed while they're just a few rooms away. it usally has a st..

Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

1. Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass. I don't mind when my girlfriend ..

Zeppelining

1. To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles. 1. "Dude, you know that..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Monster Edit Meaning