Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Juley

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Droppin Platinum

1. 1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl. 2. Using the restroom (#2). The term "platinum" derives f..

For Rears

1. An ebonic word used commonly to say 'I am speaking seriously.' Often ended with the word " nigga." I'm going t..

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