Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Clownshit

1. excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her. i'd fuck the clownshit out of her. See ..

Sammin

1. when youre just going with the flow and chillin. pronounced like "salmon" -"yo, what up mang?" -"not much man..

Gentlefucks

1. Formal way of addressing friends who have become ever so close. Gentlefucks, please raise your glasses to another successful year and m..

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