Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Snake In The Playground

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Funkuating

1. when a male shoves his ass in a girls loose pussy while taking a shit johnny funkuated in is mom i am funkuating in my girlfriend See..

Polytarp

1. A weird-ass Canadian. Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange. See Johnson..

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