Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Poof Juice

1. Alcohol which is specifically targetted at the homosexual community, women and kids. "Alcopops" "What they got to drink?..

Queer Stomp

1. Used when referring to completely destroying one who is homosexual. Stomping is usually involved I hate that homosexual, I want to quee..

[penivagesticle]

1. the combinations of a penis, vagina, and testicle. "Dude, i totally just grew a penivagesticle" See vagina, testicle, balls,..

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