Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Helmet-polisher

1. A brown-noser; a sycophant. Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher. See ass-kisser, bro..

Enormacokiatis

1. irrational Fear of a large penis or dick. I would have hit that again, but she was suffering from enormacokiatis. See cock, dick, larg..

Keith Van Horn

1. gangsta yo!!!!!!!!! Keith Van Horn is GANGSTA! See Jason Kidd..

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