Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

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Gratuna

1. the act of having sex with one female while defecating on another female Andy wanted to gratuna katie and shannon 2. Defecating on a ..

Shameh

1. gettingout of tests/classes/anything that bothers you whenever you want by going to the healthcenter yesterday i shamehed my way out o..

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