Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Rattling

1. Withdrawing from heroin, in need of a hit. Alright man, ya got any brandy i'm rattling like fuck here!!! See heroin, clucking, co..

Finger Hair

1. hairs on your finger my finger hair is black See hair, finger, toes, cut, small..

2 O Clocker

1. somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening hey john good night last night ? nah..

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