Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

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Choppin It Up

1. talking about things Me and my homegirl was choppin it up last night 2. to have a conversation with Me and my homegirl were choppin ..

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