Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Twat Bollocks.

1. An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions! Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are -..

Grundy Puff

1. a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs See Ryan..

Oh, My, Gawd

1. How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit. "Oh, my, gawd. ..

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