Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Out With The Old, In With The New

1. Eating while one sits upon the toilet and shits, thus expelling the old(shit), and ushering in the new(food). Hence, we get the old sayi..

Yuanzhou

1. Chinese slang for too real, always was real, and always gonna be real, also can mean the truth. Chinese Person 1: " chinese words ..

Vegetasian

1. Someone who eats only household pets, such as dog. "Dude you want some hamburger?" "No thanks, I'm a vegetasian. M..

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