Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Five Piece

1. An amount of drugs worth five dollars. Im short on cash, can you jsut chop me a five piece. 2. A Wendy's five piece chicken nugg..

Honk Her Horn

1. When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout..

Zak'd

1. To do something to perfection or to beat someone mercilessly. He really Zak'd you up. See beaten, owned, pwned 2. A way of seri..

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