Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Zanker

1. n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could. v. to be insulted. That guy is such a complete zanker. ..

Red Dots

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