Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Fanny-felt

1. denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie' Bia..

Ratcheese

1. The filthy excuse for a upperlip mustache nasty "he-shes" sport when trying to steez their cheese. Yo, Kellen, the ratcheese ..

Ear Bag

1. A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman i..

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