Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Lolski

1. Lolski is the Polish version of LOL. Polish Guy #1 breaks his arm. Polish Guy #2: Lolski! See lol, polish, lolski, lollocaust, loloca..

Owlnap

1. To abscond with an owl. Debbie panicked when she realized her precious Oswald was a victim of an owlnapping...

Douchelips

1. a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jacki..

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