Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Goosepoop

1. The acting of busting a nut (excrementing Semen) on a females chest. "yo man that was some straight up Goosepoop shit!" This ..

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Urcan

1. 1. the dodge kebab/pizza/pide shop at manly 2. the act of, or state of being haggard 3. better than Istambul next door 4. the name gi..

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