Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Team Shaft

1. A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits. Damn Nate is part of team shaft..

Quarter To Crunk

1. quarter to crunk is the time right before the party begins. YO Will, what time is it? Quarter to crunk! See crunk, drunk, sloshed, pa..

Hippo Hips

1. Insult...it's sorta like calling someone fat or a fatass...or saying they have large hips. Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going..

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