Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Nephertitties

1. goddess boobs, perfect in bounce/shape/curve Those are some nice nephertitties you got there. Daaamn, girl gots some nice nephertittie..

Bloody Monkeys

1. An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts. "My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!" Similar..

Jasper, Texas

1. town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that ..

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