Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Dongdow

1. The opening in front of boxers that is a window for the wearer's dong. Not to be confused with a cocket. Gross! Close your dongdow..

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Fugmuppet

1. A combination of 'fucking ugly and 'muppet' A particularely ugly child, most often pimped out to the media by their moth..

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