Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Lolums

1. A cooler version of lol that is used when something is actually funny. Phil: Jade goody has cancer. Dave: lolums See lolums, lol, xd,..

Dan Tits

1. A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he mov..

Zinny

1. The word used to describe how hot someone is. OMG... That girl is so "Zinny" I cant control meself! See zinny, hot, girl, se..

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