Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Dumpster Children

1. Badly dressed, mousy, dirty, grubby, loud, obnoxious, little children with poor speaking skills and the tendency to have snot running do..

Mili

1. Getting another guys girlfriend. Dude, I'm so going to pull a mili. See mili, julio, nick, garcia, houston, cheating, girlfriend,..

Lanose

1. word used to refer to something that you do not like or something that is bothering you That car is being such a lanose. or My litt..

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