Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

You Chill?

1. you chill is another way of saying You ok You cool? etc. Person:Yo dude Person2:Word Person:You chill? Person2:Fo sho See yo, wo..

Curtflyin'

1. A nosy person; eavesdropper Why you gotta be curtflyin' all up in my conversation? She was curtflyin on me when I was with my boy..

Carnalpuss

1. getting puss at a carnival man i'm fixin to go get some carnalpuss...

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