Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Ondar

1. To push or shove into someone, usually claiming it to be an accident. He claimed to have accidentally ran into her, but everyone presen..

Nasties

1. glasgow word for having sex Ted was looking forward to getting his nasties See sex, shag, intercourse, pump 2. usually associated wi..

Verkakte

1. Shitty (from "kaka"); beshitted I can't work in this verkakte chair. See Shane 2. half-cocked..

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