Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

W.w.o.p.d

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Rotglol

1. Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud Omg that was a great joke! ROTGLOL! See rofl, lol, lmao, haha..

Iphonese

1. The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone. Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened Mike: ..

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