Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Fucktardastically

1. a word u use when describing something really fucking retardedly anoying the weather in canada is fucktardastically cold See fucking, ..

Jangel

1. Pronounced Jan-Hel 1. Actual people who are exluded from a lot of things because their name is just too unique. 2. Name in which you m..

Poey

1. 1. Used when describing the quality of cannabis, poey being extremely good. "That is some poey shit man." 2. One who is hig..

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