Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Lahl

1. an expression of passionate emotion. 1. Hey, those kids are making out! LahL! 2. Did you and Sally lahl after school yesterday? See &..

Durf Turf

1. The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle. I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over ..

Krypto

1. Usualy refered to as high quality marijuana in South Florida (not sure if used in other locations)its better than regs or mids. Usualy s..

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