Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Linkypinkyponkamafyining

1. when you violently assault someone from the navy with a weinerscnitzel aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh wuld ye quit hitting me with that..

Uncenstir

1. Not associated with scenester, and clearly obscene tools. I know (insert band), personally. Now i want to pretend i am a uncenstir, whe..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

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