Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

Eedadickbetch!

1. Official proclomation when a female is giving you unwanted attitude or as a substitute for no. The fastest and most efficient way to get..

No Fakes

1. when you goto slap the bitch, but hold it back, or when some fucker is dissin your hunnie, dont talk the talk , smoke that foo man, wha..

Jaked

1. completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vom..

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