Carpet Monster

What is Carpet Monster?

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

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1. Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffe..

Indira Ghandi

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3.7

1. noun, countable also 3.7 inches the average adult erect penis length of Korean descent Aigo!, I can't feel your 3.7 inside me! ..

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