Carpet Mower

What is Carpet Mower?

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

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