Carpet Muncher

What is Carpet Muncher?


1.

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

2.

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

See David

3.

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.

She is a carpet muncher.

This is the act of carpet munching.

4.

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

5.

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

See Freak

6.

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

See muff diver, lesbian, cunnilingus, carpet cleaner

7.

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sexon other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

See anal, lesbian, dicksucker, pussy eater, twat sucker


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