Carpet Munching

What is Carpet Munching?

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

See Nelson

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

See carpet munching, pussy, lesbian, shaved

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

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