Carpet Munching

What is Carpet Munching?

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

See Nelson

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

See carpet munching, pussy, lesbian, shaved

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

See Winston Smith

Bumtroll

1. A man with a bum for a face, that is also small, and hairy. " i had to sit next to a bumtroll on the bus"..

Superdicululotious

1. a disease that cause retardation, gayness, and fagness..mon to spread oh no that guy is gonna spread superdicululotious to me and i&apo..

Que Sera Sera

1. A spanish phrase. Translation: What will be, will be. I just flunked my test! Que sera sera, there's nothing I can do about it no..

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