Carpet Munching Baby Edit Meaning

1. An internet shorthand for "Get Real or Fry." It is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off ..

1. Crapping in a buddy's shoes without his knowing. Hey look! I just left JP a pecheco sneaker. See shit, crap, shoe, buddy, sneaky..

1. Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat. Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the o..