What is Carpet Music?
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Derived from the phrase
A genre of music that will almost always result in any males in the vicinity changing the radio station, leaving the room, getting out of the car, asking "is everything alright".
IS: jewel, beth orton, ani difranco, new buffalo, fiest, cat power, missy higgins, aimee mann, fiona apple, dido,
IS NOT: mariah, britney, rihanna, fergie, the pussycat dolls
It's too early on a Friday for carpet music, especially Beth Orton.
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