Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Chocolate Tube

1. can be used to describe the bullhole but also can be described as having anal sex " that girl does it up the chocolate tube" ..

Financial Virginity

1. That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee. I'm going t..

Uncalculated Nipple Jerk

1. an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that b..

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