Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Noise Rock

1. Noise Rock is exactly what it sounds like. One or more guitars, bass and drums all combined to make pure noise. A good example of noise..

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

Leatherhard

1. An Anal Erection. The point at which your anus becomes so aroused that it actually protrudes from the body. Dude, that chick was lickin..

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