Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

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1. Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Watching Tv Eating Popcorn Then Playing CS And Hit U In The Head So I Can Laugh Again! Perso..

Italian Style

1. Thought to be created by bored Italians, this sexual act involves a girls armpit and a man's shlolum. This is just as good as abst..

Virtual Aids

1. the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kasperskyand AVG condoms, giv..

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