Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Bumbi

1. (v.) to jump up and down whilst sitting on someones knee. Also Bumbi-ing -Jumping up and down on someones knee- "I like it when ..

Impetigo

1. Basically a Non STD form of herpes. Its fucking gross and hurts alot. "Look at her face." It's being eaten by impetigo..

Quechie

1. A girl (or woman) whose fashion sense, make-up and behavior generally resemble that of a hootchie-mama, but who is genuinely cute, and t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Patrol Edit Meaning