Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Bermuda Button

1. Triangulated semen surrounding a belly button after cumming on one's stomach. I fucked this chick like crazy and I "bermuda b..

Tah Tahs

1. n; boobs, breasts, tits; She has a set of bodacious tah tahs...

Angry Ian

1. When a dude shits into a chick's mouth, rams the shit with his cock, and makes her swallow it. After that is complete, the girl shi..

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