Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Ourisman

1. one who has eaten much penis in their day. Wow! You are such an ourisman..you must love cum! If you are an ourisman, you will trade ..

Uh-oh

1. n. An erection. int. An exclaimation used to note an erection. "I saw Natalie today--" "Uh-Oh!" "..." ..

Notification Whore

1. Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages "Grace, can I go on facebo..

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