Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Dirty 30s

1. Marijuanathat is over priced, often sold as chronic (30 a half eighth 60 an eighth) when it is actually mid grade weed(20 a half eighth..

Kickin' It Analog

1. The use of any technology that is decidedly outdated. I was kickin' it analog last night, listening to my 45 of Mr. Roboto. See k..

Boosting Off

1. The act of masturbating while sitting in a booster seat. You must also be completely naked. The booster seat may be that of an automobil..

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