Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Cunt Butt

1. To duck beneath a females crotch, preferably one wearing a skirt, and to jump with great force, driving the top of your head into their ..

Cleveland Bukkake Special

1. You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes a..

Dutch Phantom

1. When you fart on someone who's sleeping's face, run away, and walk back in as they wake up, acting completely innocent. Ben A..

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