Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Ulas

1. A tiny turkish worker with a penis equivalent to that of an ant look at the dwarf over there See Sarah 2. Another term for Dwarf Lo..

Day Old Dick

1. you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describ..

Rasperry Beret

1. the red mark resulting from a dick smack She has a rasperry beret. She got smack in the face with a dick and now has a red mark on her ..

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