Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

Jerome

1. A middle-aged black male who has a penacht for unprotected sex with out of shape white women while screaming at the top of his lungs dur..

Metalorism

1. The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large ..

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