Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Quarenteed

1. An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use See quality, guarantee, promis..

Take Heed

1. go and rape some bitches we gotta go and take heed on these fools See motherfucker, rape, get some, do it, crack heads, thizz face, su..

Munerah

1. a hot piece of arabian ass. also a forty year old virgin becuz she is scared of penis, is known to make men ejaculate prematurely all ov..

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