Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Mike Myered

1. To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "..

Ushg

1. United State of Hamsterman and Gopherboy. The future reigning tyranny of this planet. Ahh damn the USHG will have YOUR ASS!!..

Get Up In Them Guts

1. Sex that is rough/passionate I could really use a big black strap on cock now, because I can't quite get up in them guts appropria..

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