Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Udha

1. 1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no 2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to c..

Fresh Cut Grass

1. a clean shaved cunt or pussy(virgin). guy 1: the girl im dating is a virgin... guy 2: hey! look at the bright side, thats fresh cut gr..

Hot Steamer

1. A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest. Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer. See funny, sex..

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