Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Kickin It E

1. Verb: to relax and/or engage in the act of doing absolutely nothing. Abbreviation for "kickin' it easy". Check Jerry ou..

Playing To Win

1. The act of doing anything necessary to come out on top. Guy 1: Hey did you see Jim slip that drunk chick a roofie? Guy 2: Sure did. He..

Quick Slipping

1. the act of masterbating, getting oneself "off", or the like When Joe at work says that he did "stuff" on his comput..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Patrol Edit Meaning