Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Vagapotamus

1. Female genitals engulfed by fat, such that the stomach area of the woman just rolls down into the vaginal area. Fat like a hippopotamus...

Randi Cambell

1. a fat bitch that is sarcastic and is a fuckng retard who loves fat vaginas. They are the biggest followers and are easy to make fun of. ..

Virjewnity

1. the state of never having had sex with a Jewish person. "Joe just slept with Rachel the other night" "Yeah, he totally ..

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