Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Uni-bi

1. a straight person who is only atracted to ONE person of the same sex. dany-i dont know john, your the only man i'm atracted to.i g..

Zazzlee

1. The person who receives a zazzle If you send me some cash to play online poker ill be the zazzlee See zazzle, zazz, zazzler, zazzlee, ..

Evening Wood

1. Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap. Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch..

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