Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Upper

1. Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night See cornholio..

Oompa-loompa's Wiener

1. Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor. I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener..

Vagiclean

1. Medical cream ailment for vaginal crust build up. "Vagiclean. When there's a little too much cheese on the taco." See D..

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