Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Uncle Sucker

1. Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!..

Douche-it

1. To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit". Moron: ..

Cheet Epp

1. "Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their idioc..

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