Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Lindley

1. a giggling idiot; one who cannot stop laughing Shh! Stop being a Lindley or we'll get points at this Quaker meeting! See boo 2. ..

Turbo Grundle

1. this is where a male shaves their balls then decides to smash their balls into an unsuspecting victims naked forehead quick hes asleep ..

Douche Silo

1. The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them "Kevin your a total Douche Silo! ..

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