Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Dickie-do

1. The state of a male's belly or gut hanging lower than his dick does, ergo "dickie-do." The gentleman was so obese he had..

Craptown: Population One

1. Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school. boy: how did you do on that test? girl: it was crapto..

Uhh Ohh Ahh Aiee

1. another name for sex "uhh ohh ahh AIEEE!" she shouted when he f*cked her..

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