Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

You Talk About

1. The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator. "You talk abo..

Evil Smile

1. The characters used to express naughtiness of evil intention when on the net. "3y3 pwnz3d j00 >:)" "heh heh heh >..

Ice Rafting

1. When you fuck a bitch with an icicle It was getting really hot with Jenny, so we started ice rafting. See sex, ice, hot, cold, bitch..

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