Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

1. A short fat racist Asian girl with pubes for head hair and a lazy eye. Christina is an example of an xt - she is disgusting. See asian..

Ramosed

1. Part of Speech: verb Definition: 1. To harm irreparably through inept handling; make a mess. 2. inactive, sluggish Synonyms: ball up..

W.o.f. Waste Of Fuck

1. An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have e..

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