Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Queeves

1. Term coined to represent the plural of the word queef. Invented by Neil Lobo, a proud initiate of the GNAA. I stepped into the lesbian..

Tubler

1. a fat bastard who makes the mistake of appearing in public. holy shit look at that tubler she's a FAT CUNT See raj..

Fudgepump

1. Word of exasperation; used in place of shitor crap. Joe: (Something bad happens) Ahhh... fudgepumps...

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