Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Zookie

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Ghetto Roller Coaster

1. Putting people in a laundry basket and riding down a flight of stairs. "man i don't have enough money today so i'm going..

Zunie

1. A ravid Zune fanboy. Could be a threat to others, as they can use their Zune as a weapon. "Dude, that guy never leaves his house w..

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