Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Jack Johnsoned

1. Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped. "Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally J..

Land-ocean

1. Stupid 6ft 3" Athletic Aussie who repeats the fist 2 words that pop into his head as fast as possible Friend One: What are you doi..

Crotch Food

1. Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.) "..

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