Carpet Patrol

What is Carpet Patrol?

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

Quatch

1. A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor. "That skank is gross - I bet she has a..

W.h.a.l.e.

1. The Waterfront Historic Area LeaguE, also known as WHALE, is a non-profit historic preservation organization located in New Bedford, Mas..

Horse D'oeuvres

1. Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat. I'd stay away from that table - it's full..

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