Carpet Shark

What is Carpet Shark?


1.

A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.

My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.

2.

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

See carpet, shark, dog, ground, score

3.

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

See carpet, shark, rag, lesbian, period

4.

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

See cat, bite, rabid, evil, sharp, kitty, bad, hateball

5.

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.


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