Carpet Slipper

What is Carpet Slipper?

Mr Cockman's own special brand of bottom gas;a quiet and yet utterly foul wind;the effect of being brushed by arse air,similar to turtle's breath

all the time,in his living room,silent,and violent

Hatdad

1. a dad who is constantly wearing a hat. most likely covering up baldness or protecting the head from the sun. or maybe just because it l..

Mid-armpit

1. The place on the opposite side of your elbow, that resembles the above armpit. My mid-armpit itches! See elbow pit..

Fo&d

1. Text abbreviation of: Fuck off and die. Garth asked Jeannie for a date, but she texted FO&D back to him. See fuck off, die, curse,..

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