Carpet Snake

What is Carpet Snake?

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

See blame, fall, funny, creature

Dress Left

1. Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, o..

Crap Me Up

1. to make laugh, to amuze; similar to "crack me up" Lol, you're so funny you crap me up! See crack up, laugh, joke, crap..

Golden Plated Teeth

1. the need to get your teeth golden plated, just because you are a spoilt snob. You also golden-plate anything you have, just to show off ..

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