Carpet Snake

What is Carpet Snake?

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

See blame, fall, funny, creature

Temporary Male Companion

1. How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable. Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well w..

Man-five

1. To High fivesomebody as fast and hard as possible. Usually requires a run-up. This should end (if done correctly) in very painful, red h..

Fudge Pickle

1. Your wang after bare-backing. Needed to properly execute a brown necktie or Dirty Sanchez. "After I pulled out I had a fudge pickl..

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