Carpet Snake

What is Carpet Snake?

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

See blame, fall, funny, creature

Upholsturbate

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

Instant Sprung

1. The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people. Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding...

In A Hole

1. A term usually used after a ferocious night out paggering the drugs. More commonly described as being in a k hole… A.K.A in a ketamine ..

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