Carpet Snake

What is Carpet Snake?

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

See blame, fall, funny, creature

Chill Out Dudematic

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Upholsturbate

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

Everything You Can Ever Ask For.[/m]

Janelle is what i wish for on 11:11. See beautiful, perfect, smart, janelle 3. A very talkative and social person with an amazing persona..

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