Carpet Snake

What is Carpet Snake?

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

See blame, fall, funny, creature

You're Wasting My Minutes

1. Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrele..

Crippling Diareah

1. Crippling Diahreah is like a case of the screaming mimisusually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clen..

Pull A Whitney Houston

1. Marry below your social status or class John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella. See whitney, trash, bobby..

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