What is Carpet Thief?
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1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)
2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.
3. Aladdin
4. A badass person
rock on, carpet thief
"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"
"Carpet thief that shit, man."
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Allied Nationalist slang for a foam pool noodle
Pass me that noodlesausage so I can swomp Fritzy
See noodle, sausage, hitting, smack, ..
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Name calling.
When people call other people bitches and poseurs and assholes and other such simple minded names... and actually mean it..
