What is Carpet Thief?
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1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)
2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.
3. Aladdin
4. A badass person
rock on, carpet thief
"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"
"Carpet thief that shit, man."
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One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source.
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A teacher who teaches the geometrical studies in a school. This Murph Dawg Crunch! Is gonna kill every cactii in the world
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