What is Carpet Thief?
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1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)
2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.
3. Aladdin
4. A badass person
rock on, carpet thief
"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"
"Carpet thief that shit, man."
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