Carpet Twat

What is Carpet Twat?

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

See fair enough, hairy muff, hillary duff

Imaginamising

1. when someone mises their imagination bob was imaginamising so he got writers block See imagine, imagination, miser, mise, mind, though..

U-lock Justice

1. When pansy bicycle messengers vandalize automobiles with their bicycle lock. Usually because they think they are above the laws of the r..

Kiser

1. 1. Another slang word for penis. You like to lick kiser...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpet Twat Edit Meaning