Carpet Twat

What is Carpet Twat?

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

See fair enough, hairy muff, hillary duff

Lazy Ass Mo Fo

1. someone who can't get there sorry ass out of a chair YOu lazy ass mo fo get the hell of my couch See billy bob..

Unibomber

1. when a man sticks his balls in a womans mouth and she throws up on them. Larry gives stonner girl a unibomber and she puked on them Se..

Lardism

1. Having ur life being controlled by food Due to Katies Lardism she coudnt go downstairs without having to get a snack See lardo, lardie..

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