Carpet Twat

What is Carpet Twat?

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

See fair enough, hairy muff, hillary duff

Rofbid

1. Rolling on hte floor because im drunk OMG ROFBID dude, my head hurts See drunk, rofl, rolling, pissed, juiced..

Nerf Sword

1. Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone. Further see other nerf weapons he has used. "Damnit i just hit..

Omulation

1. The process of placing a scrambled egg on a bagel Has some kind of omulation taken place Chris when making that bacon and egg mc muffin..

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