Carpet Twat

What is Carpet Twat?

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

See fair enough, hairy muff, hillary duff

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