A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.
Dude, Jake is a carpetbomber ace. He's carpetbombed on five Persian rugs.
See carpetbomb, shit, poop, ace, bomb, explosion, soil
