Carpeted

What is Carpeted?

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

See drunk, passed out, alcohol, drinking, asleep

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