What is Carpet-flirting?
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Similar to carpet-bombing, but instead of blowing the crap out of everything for miles around, you flirt with everyone and anyone for miles around.
1: Mitch just came onto me.
2: Hey, me too!
3: Mitch, keeps squeezing my ass.
1: Mitch stop carpet-flirting!
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Someone who is sooo into ass it's annoying. A take off of 'anal retentive'
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The act of lighting a women's pubes on fire during intercourse, and proceding to put it out with your cum
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