Carpet-flirting

What is Carpet-flirting?

Similar to carpet-bombing, but instead of blowing the crap out of everything for miles around, you flirt with everyone and anyone for miles around.

1: Mitch just came onto me.

2: Hey, me too!

3: Mitch, keeps squeezing my ass.

1: Mitch stop carpet-flirting!

See flirting, desperate, whore, flirt

Boobshoes

1. a large breasted woman's bra. I just went down to the department store and bought 5 new boobshoes! See bra, brassiere, boobs, sho..

Unsubscribe

1. 1. Ditching a partner 2. Removing your email address from this waste of space website or changing your email settings/preferences 1. Y..

Xpectation

1. Present past tense of expectation I cast a high xpectation of exceptionally completed experiments. See expectation, completed..

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