Carpet-flirting

What is Carpet-flirting?

Similar to carpet-bombing, but instead of blowing the crap out of everything for miles around, you flirt with everyone and anyone for miles around.

1: Mitch just came onto me.

2: Hey, me too!

3: Mitch, keeps squeezing my ass.

1: Mitch stop carpet-flirting!

See flirting, desperate, whore, flirt

Softoff

1. Not being able to get a erection. That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff". See limpdick, e.d., erectile disfuncti..

Northwest Airlines

1. Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pa..

Ziming

1. An unusually large dick "Dude, he's a ziming" See ziming, cock, dick, wang, huang..

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