Carpet-flirting

What is Carpet-flirting?

Similar to carpet-bombing, but instead of blowing the crap out of everything for miles around, you flirt with everyone and anyone for miles around.

1: Mitch just came onto me.

2: Hey, me too!

3: Mitch, keeps squeezing my ass.

1: Mitch stop carpet-flirting!

See flirting, desperate, whore, flirt

Eyah

1. like yeah, but more powerful I just got a(n) *insert most wanted object here*!!! EYAH!!! See yeah, exclamation, happy, angry 2. An e..

Vampskank

1. a slutty girl that likes to bite until blood is drawn "I got bitten by a vampskank and I have to wear a turtle-neck to cover the s..

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

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