Carpet-flirting

What is Carpet-flirting?

Similar to carpet-bombing, but instead of blowing the crap out of everything for miles around, you flirt with everyone and anyone for miles around.

1: Mitch just came onto me.

2: Hey, me too!

3: Mitch, keeps squeezing my ass.

1: Mitch stop carpet-flirting!

See flirting, desperate, whore, flirt

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