Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Zit Clit

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Noobiful

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Payt-owned

1. To die from not receiving an organ from a donor in time. Derived from the late professional football player Walter Payton. "If my ..

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