Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Zombie Dick

1. a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms Johnny did not want to go to the chalkb..

Fireblanket

1. Whilst in the act of coitus, one farts an especially warm and wet fart under the sheets. One then traps your lover under the covers. Sai..

Monsterpiece

1. The opposite of masterpiece, something totally worthless in the artistic sense. David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today! ..

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