Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Cock Druid

1. one who worships the cock, especially in a sanctimonious fashion. He is a cock druid, always on his knees before the cock. -or- He is..

Pleasant

1. A nice way of saying that something is fine provided the lack of options. But if the choice was given, it would not have been the top of..

Guire

1. a strange animal from nort-america Look at the Guire next to me!..

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