Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

W.a.s.

1. Stands for Wide Ass Syndrome. A genetic syndrome that causes the subject to have an enlarged posterior. D! Look! Those chicks have a ba..

Zeugma

1. 1. A rhetorical figure in which a word is used to modify or govern two or more words, although its use is grammaticallly and logically c..

Redtuber

1. One who spends so much time browsing redtube videos their cock thanks them for using the tube by cumming excessively. Randy: I came a q..

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