Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Gut-hammer

1. n-a term of endearment for the male sexual organ. He gave her the gut-hammer. See gear, johnson, pecker, dick, purple helmet..

Desktop Graffiti

1. The annoying tendency of Windows applications to clutter up your desktop, quicklaunch bar, and start menu with multiple shortcuts to the..

Lick My Nuts

1. -A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're a..

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