Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Doodleslap

1. When you get a boner so fast your dick slaps against your stomach. "Oh, dude, last night this chick was sucking my dick, I got a d..

Nitrogen Queen

1. Like an Ice Queen, but more so. A reference to the renowned frigidity of liquid nitrogen. Don't even talk to her; she's a tot..

'chu

1. Abbreviation for 'what do you'... 'chu think? - What do you think? See 'chu, chu, whaddya, whatchu, watchu..

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