Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

W.w.b.b.d.

1. A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?" No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

1. after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if h..

Gair Cut

1. a really gay hair cut "haha dood wat a fuckin gair cut"..

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