Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

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Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Accidental Blow Job

1. A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what the..

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