Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Nut Sack

1. Male scrotum. "She smacked on my nut sack." See x 2. The large sagging hunk of skin that hangs between your legs & con..

Pierucci

1. "Jaccuzi honeymoon suite is even better with a bunch of guys"; generally excellent salesmen, could sell a thong to Saint Nick ..

Natasia

1. 1) the name of my girlfriend 2) the sexiest girl alive 3) the best girls name. ever. period. duhh. You don't know Natasia? ..

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