Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Zip Up Hood

1. sweatshirt with a zipper in the hood. when zipped all the way up, it keeps smoke in when taking a hit inside the jacket. blah "zip..

Coppers Torch

1. A raging hard on like a rock I had knob like a coppers torch. See boner, stiffy, erection, wood, lob on..

Frat Boy

1. 1.) See homosexual 2.) The same neanderthalistic douchebags that used to play high school football and talk about how shitty you were i..

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