Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Jizz Buzz

1. The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned. "Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?" &qu..

Moon Town

1. Another name for good old Moon Township in Western PA. A suburb of Pittsburgh. I live in Moon Town, aka Moon Township, and go to Moon ..

Irish Drive-by

1. Urinating in a public, men's bathroom that has more than one urinal and opting to, rather than use one urinal and stick to it, run ..

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