Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Leather Headed Womb Bat

1. the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss! also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jo..

Hand Gun

1. Someone's hand when they are trying to imitate a gun by making a fist, sticking one thumb in the air and pointing the index finger ..

Vesin

1. Somebody who has never done any illegal drugs. "Hey, are you a vesin?" "Hell no, I've been doin' pot since I ..

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