Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Vergerner

1. spherical object that is fuzzy and has spikes, often used for magical penis growth. Nortorious for being stolen from fat ugly smelly his..

Kick The Orange

1. Failing or messing up; not succeeding. 1) I hope I didn't kick the orange on my test! 2) Man, I totally kicked the orange on that..

Emo Vision

1. When one checks out an Emo Dude, thinking it was an Emo Chick do to close resemblance. Dude1:"Dude that chick is hot!" Dude2..

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