Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Triple Chocolate Meltdown

1. the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert Laf..

Schiße

1. German:Shit, used to make fun of Germans, or if you need a good way to get around forum censorng. Oh, schiße, that guy stole my money! ..

Eichmann Defense

1. The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone el..

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