Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Queensland Blue Pumpkin

1. the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky dak..

W0x0r

1. Int. w0x with emphasis w0x0r!!!! u pwned that l4m3r!..

Reggie Cornmalt

1. When you shit,piss,jizz in a girls vagina then pour milk in it. The mans wife wanted to try new things so he gave her a Reggie Cornmalt..

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