Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Going Poolside

1. taking a shit; similar to "dropping kids off at the pool" but abbreviated hey, i'll be back in about 15 minutes, i'..

Valentino Frictionis

1. An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity. My wife won't be drivin..

Klant

1. meaning stupid or retarted "i got an 27 on my exam!" "haha, you're klant" See dumb, stupid, retarted, idiot,..

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