Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Assfloss

1. 1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack. 2. A stupi..

I'm Sorry?

1. a phrase used to express disbelief when you can't believe what someone just said to you; you heard what was said but you just want ..

This That

1. Requires superficial / mental qualities in one way or another. The more the better. This-that is perfection,standard,chef d'oeuvre,..

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