Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Rambobulate

1. The circular motions made by an obease person in attempt to get off their fat arse. Cindy rambobulated to her feet. See rambobulate, f..

Penisreef

1. Not really quite sure what it is, Melanie just likes the word. "penisreef should be in the dictionary!" See penisreef, reef,..

Man Off

1. To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing. Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man ..

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