Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Shuffling Pancakes

1. The sound a fat person makes when they fart. My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?" See shuffling, p..

Vp Squared

1. VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun). A geeky English Major's way of being sarcast..

Makari

1. One who cannot be the mack. syn. anti-mack. Damn yo, u makari. Makari in the hizzouse, ain't no pickups...

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