Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Nuke Hiroshima

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Jery Rig

1. An old Navy term used to describe a half ass attempt at repairing something. Also a makeshift way that may work short term, that a qual..

Roosted

1. Past tense of the verb "to roost". The act of basking another vehicle or person in mud, crud, or debris of some sort, by usin..

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