Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Exasterbated

1. To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duc..

Zenfucked

1. The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain. Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship r..

Used

1. A bitch that gets fucked so much that her pussy can be heard flopping back and forth as she walks. Yo homey, you shouldn't try to ..

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