Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Fapcastic

1. An expression used to point out how un-fap worthy someone or something is John: Check out Jenni's ass in those jeans *fap fap fap*..

Untext

1. Text message without meaning. As the result of late night "drunk texting" or simple mistyping untext's are created thus ..

Lesley University

1. Formerly an all girls school with a dry campus in the very liberal community of Cambridge, MA. Lesley University has several schools und..

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