Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Frisco Log Ride

1. The act of putting your ass up to someone else's ass and shitting into their ass "Bruce gave me the ol frisco log ride lastni..

Unkunk

1. ok, except said with one's mouth containing something taking up most of the mouth Although I could barely understand him because i..

Tugstealer

1. a fun boy, who likes getting handjobs from other males man he is such a tug stealer..

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