Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Knitting Yogurt

1. The act of masturbating by a male. "So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt." See masturbat..

Zombree Punch

1. The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Z..

Vinegarstring

1. The prepuce (anatomical) of the glans penis/ foreskin "....and then she got my vinegar string caught between her two fron t teeth ..

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