Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Orange Quigley

1. When a female disperses fecal matter onto the male's penis. "Last night we got so drunk Sally ended up giving me an orange qu..

Flyby

1. Done by a ricer/meat head after losing a race. It's the racing equivalent of a sucker punch. It goes like this: the race is over an..

New Smyrna Beach

1. A horrible place with an even worse education system. The steats are drug filled. The water is poisonous. "Hey, i'm going to ..

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