Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Houston, We've Had A Problem Here

1. Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem. John Swigert, Jr. and James..

King Neptune

1. The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head. I figured, what the hell, she's already got ..

Calcaz

1. A jovial mage who for the life of him cannot and will never surpass the awesome Mindboggling. Mindboggling > Calcaz See haha, best,..

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