Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

W.w.r.g.d

1. "What would Richard Gere Do?" A question often posed by the growing cult of Richard Gere. Through a misinterpretation of word..

Mtbf

1. Mean Time Between Failure Way to quantify the performance of a machine or part. MTBF = (Total Time of all Parts run) / (Total number o..

Fuck-abuser

1. a person who adds any word with "fuck" because they know it will be added to urban dictionary. a person who uses the word fuc..

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