Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

1. You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch! *Juggernaut busts through the door* I'm The Jugge..

Itirlybmbcicwafl

1. I Think I Really Love You Be My Boyfriend Cause I Cant Wait Any Fucking Longer itirlybmbcicwafl, this is pretty cleva ..

Smocka Blant

1. The action of going to "smoke a blunt" Usually in the woulds (woods), surrounded by "devil worsh-ippers" (devil wors..

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