Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Courthouse

1. 1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law. 2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls..

Mellon-farmer

1. A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995 staring ..

Jo Spit

1. after u jo (jack off), the cum that comes out is now known as jo spit, cum, man juice, nutted yo, i just put jo spit all on that bitche..

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