Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Roof Top

1. To cover one's hand when in the act of prison shanking an enemy, so as not to alert the warden and ceiling cameras of your misdeeds..

Obestiality

1. A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people. No fatties. I am not into obestiality...

01er

1. Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Rightand the practice of bidding exactly one d..

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