Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Bunkassshit

1. Low quality weed and or FUCKING SWAGG DAWG. STONER: Yo wha the fuck homie, youz been ripin me off with this FO SHIZZLIN BUNKASSSHIT MO ..

Readon

1. Readon, a hardonfrom a book. Dude, that kid is so into Twilight he got a readon. See hardon, erection, book, reading, twilight..

Country Kleenex

1. To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used..

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