Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

On Lay

1. Buying something for someone,yet keeping tabs on it. Buy us a bitta wacky tobaccy on lay,yeah? See on, lay, tabbing..

Panty Peelers

1. Background: Leisure suit Larry Definition: Any object that assists you with your game on the opposite sex. To the extent of the main go..

Earjob

1. To have someone lick your ears. Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob! 2. to have sex with another's ear or use an..

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