Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Zaller

1. a person who leaves a wake of destruction and confusion; a human tornado (and not in a good way, like Dolemite) Damn, everything was go..

Zebra-jacket

1. The definitive article of clothing worn by Zebra Jacket Girl(see also ZJ) Oh shoot Greg ZEBRA-JACKET GIRL! See zebra, jacket, mike, pi..

Kitten Paranoia

1. Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. ..

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