Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Pull A Coyote

1. A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the nigh..

American Beer

1. Comparable to having sex on a boat. It's fucking close to water. European person: What's up with this barley water? See Lisa..

Eto

1. Estimated Time of Online-ness Shit, your website went down, any ETO? When's the ETO? See eta, online, offline, downtime..

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