Carpetlander

What is Carpetlander?

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

Elsd

1. Explosive. Liquid. Shit. Disorder. Diarreah gone bad. Cameron had ELSD, my whole neighborhood passed out from the smell. See diarreah..

White-person

1. Blumenbach's final taxonomy of 1795 divided all humans into five groups, defined both by geography and appearance--in his order, th..

Pull A Stith

1. The habitual act of leaving the office in a surreptitious manner before one's peers, so as to avoid appearing not busy and capable ..

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