Carpetmints

What is Carpetmints?

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

See crap, carpet, mints, cats, shit

Velveteen Rub

1. Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. She removed the set of dentures fr..

The Thomas Kemper

1. When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob..

1. this is snuggles the bear (")(~.-)(")hides in your laundry baskets and attacks ppl unsuspectingly. See snuggles, bear, laund..

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