Carpetmuncher

What is Carpetmuncher?


1.

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

See lauren

2.

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

See cunt-licker, cock sucker

3.

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

See carpetmuncher, seafood platter, lesbian, vagina, pussy

4.

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

5.

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

6.

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

See mezzy

7.

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

See raymond


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