Carpetrification

What is Carpetrification?

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Five minutes after cleaning your carpet floor there is already dirt, lent, and hair on it. The only way to get rid of this condition is by burning your carpet.

Jim - Wow man how do you keep your carpet soooo clean?

John - ha, its clean now but wait five minutes i have a horrible case of carpetrification!

Jim - Dude thats horrible, I use to have the same problem but i ended up burning my carpet.

John - yeah i heard that's what you had to do.

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