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When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on..
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what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's ski..
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The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).
"After dinner I enjoyed..
