Carrick

What is Carrick?


1.

Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland, home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry.

Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus.

There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a shitload of offies. There are also a million places you can get your fuckin head bate in.

There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it.

Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been shat on from a high height at some stage.

Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?

Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.

Jonty 1 : Lies ta fuck! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?

See northern ireland, carrickfergus, norn iron

2.

Someone who can make you smileand laugh even when your heart is broken. He'll always be there for you and will always make you feel like your stomach is doing flips just by being there. There's no question about his stunningappearance. Hazel eyes, brown hair, about five' eleven". He wears skinny jeans and usually band shirts. Also he is very talented when it comes to music. He'll know more bands than you do. He can play the guitar, sing like nothing you've heard, and he writes beautiful songs. He's sensitive and he's not a jerk. You absolutely won't regretbeing with Carrick.

"Have you seen Carrick? He's gorgeous! No wonder Katie loves him so much!"

See sensitive, caring, stunning, talented, outgoing

3.

A run down whole with a castle

lets never go to carrick again

See carrickfergus, hole, whole

4.

BEAUTIFUL with big BLUE eyes. AMAZING musician. Equipped with guitar, powerful voice, tight jeans that make super chicken legs, a slightly flirtatious smile..and sometimes, if you're lucky, suspenders or a bow tie. Excellent dance moves, makes clappin in unison with your friends cool. Tall, skinny, longish light brown a-bit-in-the-face hair. Rocks wearin stripes, goofy straw lookin hats, and orange jackets on stage when it's not cold. He's the only man who has my permission to wear white pants/jeans without getting teased. Drives a green beater van with lotsa crap and books in it. Check out EVERYBODY ELSE. Intelligent, kind, shy, worldly, doesn't seem judgmental.

I love Carrick, there can only be ONE.

See carrick, everybody else, musician, music


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