Carrot Edit Meaning

1.

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

See Jake

2.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."

See dildo, carrot, food, vegetable

3.

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)

and is used as a dildo,

and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.

4.

a dildo

See Max

5.

A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark.

sam:"this vegetable is orange"

greg: "yes it is sam"

sam: "what is it?"

greg: "it is a carrot"

See carrot, orange, vegetable, narrow, tip

6.

A bogan/ skezzywho piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.

Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...

See skezzy, bogan, hillbilly, fake tan, foundation, emo, ew

7.

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"

KHAYYYYY

See balls, ass, tits, cock, shit