Carrot Cock

What is Carrot Cock?


1.

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

See carrot, masturbation, cock, lotion

2.

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

See carrot, masturbation, cock, lotion

3.

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.

Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."

4.

Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.

Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!

See red head, ginger


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